Did the Eiffel Tower have a choice?

I love the Eiffel Tower, but not like Erika Eiffel. The woman who fell in love with it so much that she proved her commitment by conducting a ceremony of marriage to the historic Paris structure. Now married, the Eiffel Tower is in a long distance relationship with her wife Erika, who lives in San Francisco. Here is a picture of their wedding:

The Eiffel Wedding

What a beautiful ceremony. Wait, what’s that on Erika’s chest? Oh, it’s a tattoo of her wife centered in her cleavage. Interesting. I wonder, did the Tower want to marry Erika? Did the Tower have a choice? If I marry the Tower too, does that allow me some kind of special rights in France? Anyways, if you’re bored and want a giggle you should watch the video on their love. Here’s the link: The Awful Eiffel Wedding

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